::::)))) FUNNY POETRY ((((::::

::::)))) MERE AANGAN MAIN ((((::::

Mere Aangan Main Sometimes Flower Khila Karte Thay
Meri Eye Main Bhi Dreams Basa Karte Thay

Mujhko Circumstances ki Andhi Ne Giraya Otherwise
Mere Shadow Main Bhi Kuch People Raha Karte Thay

Hai Remember Hamain Rafaqat ki Wo Watches Ab Bhi
Dil Ki Beat Bhi Tere Sath Hear Karte Thay

Aaj Wo Function Main Stranger Banay Bethay Hain
Jo Sometimes Mujhe Apni Life Kaha Karte Thay

Ab Tarasti Hai Teri Deed Ko Eyes
Ek Period Tha Hum Everyday Mila Karte Thay

::::)))) BIWI PAKISTAN GAI HAI ((((::::

Gher Ke Kamon Se Ghabra Ker
Apni Job Se Aajiz Aa Ker
6 Hafte Ki Chutti Pa Ker
Ker Ke Gher Sunsaan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Sone Ke Set Banwaye Gi
Shaan Masale Bhi Laye Gi
Suit Bohut Se Silwaye Gi
Silk Ke Le Ke Thaan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Aish Karon Gi Amma Ke Gher
Kaam Karain Ge Noker Chaker
Car Main Le Jaye Ga Shofer
Le Ke Yeh Arman Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Pannu Main Rehte Hain Aakil Chacha
Changa Manga Main Taya Hai
Sab Se Mil Ker Ana Hai
Bana Ke Sare Plan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Trah Trah Ke Khane Paka Ker
Bher Dala Sara Freazer
Take Main Na Khaon Bahir
Kerk Ke Poora Etminan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Ik Din Phone Kiya Us Ke Gher
Bole Us Ke Mama Asgher
Who To Le Ke Sara Tabber
Aaj Subah Hi Multan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Dhoop Or Germi Se Aa Ker Tang
Mela Huwa Jab Us Ka Rang
Apni Ik Saheli Ke Sang
Wahan Se Kaghan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

Aati Hai Us Ki Email Baraber
Kehti Hai Mujhe Ko Bhejo Doller
Phas Mushkil Main Jaan Gai Hai
Hoton Ki Mare Muskan Gai Hai
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai

::::)))) GHALIB SAY MAZRAT K SAATH ((((::::

bijlee ab raat bhar naheeN aatee
koi Soorat nazar naheeN aatee

jab se mere ghar aa.ee ho begum !
koi aChChee khabar naheeN aatee

naak meN dam kiyaa hai nazlay ne
CHeenk aatee hai par naheeN aatee

aatee hai woh cousin ki shaadee meN
daadee ki mot par naheeN aatee

"bus" meN paRhtaa hooN aayat.ul.kursee
keh du'aa-e-safar naheeN aatee

sab ne make-up kiyaa hu.aa hai yahaaN
buree Soorat nazar naheeN aatee

ka'bah se bhi ho aayaa hooN :Ghalib:
sharm mujh ko magar naheeN aatee

::::)))) WO BHI DIN THEY  ((((::::

wo bhi din the dil keta tha U ARE ONLY MINE
saara saara din karte the ek dojey ko JOIN

phr hoye nikah namey pe jhat pat dono k SIGN
kuch arsa lga hamein k EVERY THING IS FINE

phir apni is preem kahani me aya ik DECLINE
ab wo mujh ko JIN kehti ha or me usko DYNE

 

::::)))) BEGUM ((((::::

meri begum ne bher di hain meray saaalan mein wo mirchain
nivala moonh mein rakhta hoon, to aankhen bheeg jati hain

shadi ki ye tasveerain bari mushkil se dhoondi hain
mein ab in ko palat-ta hoon to aankhen bheeg jaati hain

jama poonji mein bister ke serhanay rakh ke sota tha
wahan ab haath rakhta hoon to aankhen bheeg jati hain

meri shadi meri laghzish thi ya ghalti thi valid ki
mein bivi se ye sunta hoon to aankhen bheeg jati hain

::::)))) MEER ((((::::

har ek ehad main zindah hai Meer ka misra

kissi say jis ki sadaqat dhaki chupi na rahi

nizam e barq liya WAPDA ne hathon main

"Phir Iss K Baad Cheraghon Main Roshni Na Rahi"

::::)))) MALOOM NA THA ((((::::

ishq ka naas karo gi mujay maloom na tha

maray pallay hi paro gi mujay maloom na tha

ik maheenay main kamata hoon jo thankhuwa ussay

kharch hafthay mein karo gi, mujay maloom na tha

main ne khaye thi qassam khaon ga bas rizq e halal

thum bhi ahmaq hi kaho gi, mujay maloom na tha

pata hota to na karta kabhi koye naiki

thum hi jannat mein miloge, mujay maloom na tha

::::)))) AIK ROZ KAHA ((((::::

main ne aik dukhtar millat se ye aik roz kaha

husn ki apne na iss tarha ruswaee kar

hans ke kehne lagi Iqbal ka farmana hai

"parda chehra se hata, anjuman aaraee kar"

::::)))) AY SAHELI ((((::::

ay saheli! tu hai khush qismat ke tera humsafar

naaz uthata hai tere aur teri rakhta hai khabar

apne "un" ka kya bataon, lakh samjhaya, magar

"mard nadan par kalam naram-o-nazuk be asar"

::::)))) HAR SHEHR ((((::::

Har Shehr, Har Deewar Pe,

Apka Naam Likha Hai,

Kahin MUhtaram

Kahin Janab

Kahin Shahib LIkha Hai....

OoPer Talash-e-Gumshuda

Nechay

Zehni Tawazan Khrab LIkha Hai

::::)))) CHOR DO ((((::::

Hum Ko Yuun Pagal Banana Chor Do

Muft Ka Har Khana, Khana Chor Do

Tumhari Khushbo Ajeeb Hi Hoti Hai.

Bartan Waly Sabun Se Nahana Chor Do

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

Tavanaaii aur phuurti jiske dast o baazoo mai hai

plate us ki , chamcha us ka, donga ussi ka hai

ye boofe hai yaahan kootaah dasti mai hai mehroomi

jo khuud barh kar utha le haath mai murga ussi ka hai

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

Aap Ka Naam To Hai Kaleem, Biwi Ka Naam Hai Naseem

Beti Ka Naam Piyar Mai Baad-E-Naseem Rakh Diya

Bete Ka Naam Rakhte Waqt Kuch Bhi Na Socha Aap Ne

Jaldi Mai Us Ka Naam Kiyu Zarb-E-Kaleem Rakh Diya

::::)))) SUSRAAL MAIN ((((::::

Pehle Kuch Izzat Thi Jis Damaad Ki Susral Main
Ban Chuka Hai Ab To Chapraasi Wohi Susral Main

Apne Ghar Mai Sher Tha, Susral Mai Bakri Bana
Deedni Hai Sher-Dil Ki Buzdili Susral Main

Jab Susar Ho Pehlwan Aur Boxer Saaley Sab Hi
Uff Bhi Kar Sakta Nahi Phir Aadmi Susral Main

Kiyu Na Wo Susral Ke Chakkar Lagaye Raat Din
Saaliyan Jis Ko Milen Gulfaam Si Susral Main

Maa’en Apni Betiyon Ki Lakh Tareefen Karen
Chup Nahi Sakten Per Un Ki Khamiyan Susral Main

Asal Mai Hote Nahi Hain Us Mai Johar Iss Qadar
Jis Qadar Banta Hai Rashid Har Koi Susral Main

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

Ya Rab Dil-E-Jaidi Ko Ek Zinda Tamanna De

Tu Khuwab Ke Pyaase Ko Tabeer Ka Dariya De

Es Baar Makaan Badlun To Aesi Parosan Ho,

Jo Qalb Ko Garma De Aur Rooh Ko Tarpaa De

::::)))) TUJHE MUJH SE ((((::::

Tujhe Mujh Se, Mujh Ko Tujh Se, Jo Bohot Hi Pyaar Hota
Na Tujhe Qaraar Hota, Na Mujhe Qaraar Hota

Tera Har Marz Ulajhta, Meri Jaan-E-Na’tawan Se
Jo Tujhe Zukaam Hota To Mujhe Bukhaar Hota

Jo Mai Tujh Ko Yaad Karta, Tujhe Cheenkna Bhi Parta
Mere Sath Bhi Yaqeenan Yahi Baar Baar Hota

Kisi Chawk Mai Lagate Koi Chooriyun Ka Khokhaa
Tere Shehr Mai Bhi Apna, Koi Kaarobaar Hota

Gham-o-Ranj Aashiqaana, Nahi Calculatoraana
Usse Mai Shumaar Karta, Jo Na Be-Shumaar Hota

Wahan Zair-E-Behs Aate, Khad-O-Khal-O-Khuye Khoobaan
Gham-E-Ishq Par Jo Anwer, Koi Seminar Hota

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

pankhay ki ruki nabz chalaane kay liye aa

kamre ka bujha balb jalaane kay liye aa

tamheed-e-judaai hai agarchay tera milna

"aa phir se mujhe choR kay jaane kay liye aa"

::::)))) BANEN LAIN JAANDEO ((((::::

Banen Lain Jaandeo
Banen Le Ke Aandeo

Paandeo Te Pendi Nai
Laandeo Te Lendi Nai

Le Jaave Te Dooji Waari
Paan Jo Gi Rendi Nai

Banen Mai Diyan Ga

Pao Ge To Pe Jaaye
Lao Ge Te Le Jaaye

Le Jaaye Te Dooji Waari
Paan Jo Gi Reh Jaaye

Banen Meri Vadhiya
Banen Meri Top Di

Vaddian Noo Poori Aaye
Nikeyaan De Naap Di

Chhez Huve Asli
Te Moo?on Paee Boldi

Thoop Nalo Gori Lage
Rassi Utte Doldi

Jinne Varrey Chao Tussi
Ais Noon Handaa Lo

Fer Paanven Bachayaan Da
Jhaangia Bana Lo

::::)))) CO-EDUCATION K SIDE EFFECTS ((((::::

BOY

tum se bichra tou ye ehsas huwa,
ye ishq na hum ko raas huwa,
mere dil ka satiyanaas huwa,
humara daakhla to aik sath huwa,
per ghazab k tere sath huwa,
tu husn ki devi fail hui,
mai dard ka mara pass huwa.

GIRL

mai clas mei tum ko dekhti thi,
din raat mei tera sochti thi,
kitab ko jab mei uthati thi,
teri yadon mei kho jati thi,
par tuj ko na ehsas huwa,
ye gazab tou mere sath huwa,
mai pyaar ki pyasi fail hui,
tu jhoota aashiq pass huwa

::::)))) LAB PAI AATI HAI ((((::::

Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri,
zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri!

Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal ker jaon,
Roz marrah ki tarha khair se wapas aaon!

Na koi bomb k dhamakay se uradaye mujh ko,
muft main jaam-e-shahadat na pila de mujh ko!

Jo urdaday mujhay khudkash to doain dunga,
bay wazu hokay chacha bush ko doain donga !

Biwi bachon ko meri jan ki qeemat mil jai,
bethay bethay meray ghar walon ko daulat mil jaye!

Hain jin logon se kal tak thee watan ki zenat,
aaj woh log hoay qabar-o-kafan ki zenat !

Ghar mera hogaya viranay ki soorut yarab,
Aur badli na kisi thanay ki soorat yaarab !

In pai jaiz hai zabardasti hukumat karna,
Aur hai jurm mujhey apne hifazat karna!

Rozi hum sub ki bacha roz ki hartalon sai
Jan aur maal ho mefoz police walon sai!

Jub na schol khulain gay to perhain gay kaisay,
Aur zinda na rahaingay to barhaingay kaisay

::::)))) RAKHI HAI ((((::::

Woh cheez jis ne collage main dhoom macha rakhi hai…
us shokh haseena ka naam Allah rakhi hai…

Main Allah rakha hoon, woh Allah rakhi hai…
shayad Allah ne mairay liye bana rakhi hai…

Kehtay hain rakhi hoi cheez buhat kaam ati hai…
is liye to main ne rakhi se laga rakhi hai…

Ab haqeqat to yeah batanay ke liye rakhi hai..
ke rakhi ne raaton ki neend urda rakhi hai…

Yeah kia main ne rakhi rakhi laga rakhi hai…
us rakhi ne to kisi aur se bhi bana rakhi hai

::::)))) CHAAR DINO KA ((((::::

Chaar dino ka vacation ho abba,

Lambi parhai,
Lambi parhai,

Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na,

Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha,

Kitne zamane baad ho abba,

Bunk lagaya,
Bunk lagaya,

Soya raha me classon me apni,

Teacher se roz roz pitke me aaya,

Kitna pita hon sooj gaya hon,

chalna phirna bhol gaya hon,

4 dino ka vacation ho abba,

lambi parhai
lambi parhai...

::::)))) TUMSE MILA ((((::::

Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho:
Your file not found!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein,
nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab,
pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se,
ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,
create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna,
wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection,
time out ho gaya

::::)))) PYAAR KA COMPUTER ((((::::

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho

Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file

::::)))) SOFTWARE KE PHOOOL ((((::::

yeh document, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya,
yeh insaan ke dushman, cursors ki duniya
yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniya;
yeh Product agar ban bhi jaaye to kya hai?

Yahaan ek khilona hai programmer ki hasti
ye basti hai murda bug-fixers ki basti
yahaan par to raises hai, inflation se sasti
yeh Review agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?

har ek keyboard ghayal, har ek login pyaasi
excel mein uljhan, winword mein udaasi
yeh office hai ya aalame microsoft ki
yeh Release agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai?

jalaa do ise, phoonk daalo yeh monitor
mere saamne se hataa daalo yeh modem
tumhaara hai tumhi sambhaalo yeh computer
yeh Product agar chal bhi jaaye to kya hai?

::::)))) APNI AISI WIFE HOU ((((::::

Apni aaisee wife ho,.
5'6" jiski height ho,
Jeans tight tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kaheN kya cute ho,
Bhir me sab kaheN side ho, side ho,
Pindi, Islamabad ya Peshawar ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat karay to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke waqt candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milnay ke baad dil delight ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

::::)))) LARKI KA JAWAB,,,HUBBY HO TO AISA HO ((((::::

6'2" jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho

Biwi ka her nakhra uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
Dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho

Shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon, bolay begum tum kitni nice ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Mujhay rani bana ker rakhay, to phir zindagi delight ho
Saas sussar ke samne kahay, jaan tum hamesha right ho

Hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Jaha chahoon jaoon, jo chahy karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
Her doosray week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho

Aisa ho jaye to mein urron aasman mein, jaisay ke kite ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

::::)))) PEHLI NAZAR ((((::::

Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?
Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari

Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari

Us ne kaha kartey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Pooja Tumhari

Us nay kaha Bandar ho kya?
Main nay kaha aisa hi sahi

Us nay kaha chatey ho kya?
Main nay kaha Mohabbat Tumhari

Us nay kaha Pachtaoge,
Main nay kaha KismatHamari

Us nay Kaha Married hoon mai.
Main nay kaha Sorry BAJI

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo,

Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant,
Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya karo..

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu
Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai
Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga
Mujh se shadi karlo,tum ko sawab ho ga

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya

Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

Ghar se roz jata hai wo, Maa ko bohot rulata hai wo
Kambakht baap, Sab ko hi satata hai wo

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

Tum bhi becahara,hum bhi becahara
Fittay mu tumhara,fittay mu hamara

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

Hum nay usay dekha angle badal kar
Us nay hamay mara sandle badal kar

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

Dil kay armaa aanso'oo may bah gaye
Un kay bachay hamay mamu kah gaye

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

Hum nay tumhay dil diya dildar samajh kar
Tum kha gaye is ko naswaar samajh kar

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh
Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

Khuda karay sab haseenaao ke baap mar jaeen
Maut ka bahana ho aur hum in kay ghar jaeen

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya
Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha
Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

Log kehtay hain kayamat kay din marr jaeen gay
Hum bhi bohot chalaak hai,mangi thallay war jaeen gay

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi
Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

Mera dil para hai loose Is ko matt karo tum use
Warna parain gay tum ko shoes

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

"Sahib Zaday kiya karte hain" Larki Waloon ne poocha
"Jab dekho farigh phirte hain ya tambako pite hain"

Larkay ki amman yeh bolin....kam kare us ki joti
"do bhai bhatta lete hain--abba khair se daku hain"

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

nakam muhabbat ka har eik dukh sehna..
.har haal main anjam se darte rehna

Qudrat ka barra anjam hai jaidi........
mehbooba ki olad ka "mamoon" kehna!

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

Ishq main fanni kharabi...........Munqata hi ho geya saab silsila
Is tarha toota hai un se wasta....jis tarha T.V main toote rabta

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

Rat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb
uthiye jaldi se ke peghame amal laya hoon

ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jote
aap bhi jake badal lain main badal aya hoon

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

or bhi chizain lut chuki hain dil ke sath
yeh batayen doston ne ishq farmane ke baad

is liye kamre ki eik eik chiz check karta hoon main
" eik tere ane se pehle eik tere jane ke baad"

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

bhains rakhne ka takalluf hamse ho sakta nahin
ham ne sokhe doodh ka dabba jo hai rakha hua

ghar main rakhain ghair mehrm ko mulazim kis liye
kam karne ke liye abba jo hai rakha hua

::::)))) ********** ((((::::

dil karta hai keh uss kay nazook hontoon koo chuum loonnnnn
magar uss kee behteee hooyee naak nay meraa iradaa hee badal diyaaa

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